"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
i’m not saying i would have sex with a pokemon and i’m not saying i THINK about it, but what I AM saying is that given the opportunity, marill is the obvious choice
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
Lemon is someone out theres favorite.
thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day
neither, i’m a
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*