guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy, via iwasrepeals)

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

(via dutchster)

shereemurrayx:

all miley cyrus does is shop, buy starbucks and walk her multiple dogs. 

(Source: p1nktiger, via oknope)

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

(via wimpynoodle)