*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up
why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises
it’s the only way they can hear it
all miley cyrus does is shop, buy starbucks and walk her multiple dogs.
tips for new freshmen!
- no one cares about anything
- walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
- dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
- stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
- GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK